When and where is the proper place and time to f**t?

Question

When and where is the proper place and time to f**t?

Answer 1

Anywhere that isn't right next to someone.  I make my boyfriend go in a different room and then wait 2 minutes before coming back in the room so the smell doesn't follow him back in.

Answer 2

in a crowded elevator

Answer 3

...alone....in the bathroom

Answer 4

Your home your bathroom or the restrooom at work, in your car, etc in other words, whenever you're alone.

Answer 5

In the restroom.

Answer 6

In the restroom, anywhere you wont be fouling up other's breathing space.

Its different when you're married though. You get to have farting contests then :)

Answer 7

Away from people in the open air, it's called taking a courtesy walk.

Answer 8

Considering its a bodily function in which you have no control over it isnt a matter of proper time and place

Answer 9

Everyone does it.  I don't see what's wrong with doing it anywhere.  Except I guess around people who are eating...