him, "Dad, what is the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then
answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars",
and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the
house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sist er and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt f! or a million
dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you
nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days,
then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you
and I are sitting on three million
dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're
living with two sIuts and a q***r
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