When did you die and what was the cause of death?

Question

When did you die and what was the cause of death?

Answer 1

i died 2 years ago while saving a bus of small school children everyone lived except for me of course ohh no wait that was not me woops

Answer 2

I died a month from now from obsessing over this insignificant question.

i created this website that attracted more people than myspace over the possibility of my death and... well... after checking my responses on my iPhone, I walked straight into Death's scythe myself by walking into a glass door causing strangely an anueryism and i died immediately.

d**n you.

hahah.

i don't know.

"i think i have a 5th sense... my b***s can predict when it's gonna rain... well then can tell when it's raining..."

Answer 3

2023 run over by a car.

Don't ask how I know.  

Answer 4

Last week

Smothered by 23 lesbians

Answer 5

I died in my past life.

I was killed by my best friend.

Answer 6

I died last thursday I got ran over by a firetruck.  

Answer 7

I died next week.  I lived this long because I woke up every morning, but next Tuesday I forgot.

Answer 8

Well surprisingly enough, I actually haven't died yet.

Answer 9

i died over 10 billion years ago I tripped over a rock lol        

Answer 10

I died about a year ago,

i'm a celebrity look-alike.

i was assassinated because they thought i was someone famous

Answer 11

how did we die if we are answering this...... help!! chokingggggg.........

Answer 12

i was supposed to die yesterday because of a heart attack...but then i rescheduled it because i will be having my regular heart checkup tomorrow.

then in the next day i will still have to go to the gym to keep fit....

then day after that i will be buying gifts for my friends farewell party. he will die 4 hours after the party because he will quarrel with a friend who bought a gun because he knew that they will fight by that time.

in the party I'll eat and booze my heart out. so maybe the day after the party i can die of heart attack because of the foods that i ate the night before...

^_^

Answer 13

Well you see...

I was training my veloceraptor to ride a tricycle.  And this huge purple blob jumps from a spaceship and runs away on 6 legs with my dinosaur.  So I chase after it holding my Spartan Laser, which I stole from the Spartan 117 in Halo.  I then lasered the blob, but it came back, and I became trapped in a meat storage facility for a while.  Then, a magical man came and whisked me out of there, but landed my in a horrible land of lava.  And thus, I died.

Answer 14

Creepy question

Answer 15

ok well so first i was taking a bath, then i was shot by a police man, then i was mauled by batman, then someone threw a rock at my head and i drown in the tub. so ya. that happened tomorrow.