When did you last have to go to the tax office?

Question

Im going tomorrow.

Answer 1

i hope i never have to

Answer 2

Two months ago.

Answer 3

never had to visit one

Answer 4

Quite a few years back.

Answer 5

Good luck and take this piece of advice with you.

A man was called in for an audit and was unsure as to how to dress so he asked his lawyer, who told him to dress down and look like he hadn't a penny in the world. He then asked his best friend who told him to put on his best suit and to march into the office with an air of confidence. Troubled the man went to see his Rabbi and told him of the conflicting advice. The Rabbi said " I had a similar situation with a girl on her wedding day. Her mother advised her to wear a long night dress and her best friend told her to wear her sexiest lingerie. ""So what does that mean?" said the man "Well" said the Rabbi, My son, it doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed anyway."