When facing a hurricane, which weapon works best?

Question

You are on the beach, and a hurricane pops up, and your car battery goes dead, which of the following weapons would stop or turn the hurricane? Which one would save you in the hurricane?

A) Pistol

B) Umbrella

C) Cell Phone

D) Baseball Bat

E) Blanket

F) Trunk/Truckbed Cargo Net

G) Mace

H) Pepper Spray

I) Jumper Cables

J) Tool Kit

Answer 1

I am guessing umbrella but if the wind gets under it problems arise!

Answer 2

A,D,E,G,H will all work if the hurricane is a basketball player.

Answer 3

None of them will stop or turn the hurricane.

Jumper cables may save you so you can get out of there, but only if there's another car around to help you.  If it's a minimal category 1 or 2 hurricane, you may well be safe without any of these.

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Addition:  What tools are in the tool kit?

I'm not sure what you're getting at, or how any of those three can do anything, except maybe a cell phone to call someone if you know someone nearby who can give you a ride or something.

What I'm wondering is 1) how does a hurricane just "pop up", and 2) why would you be the only one left on the beach? :)  Did everyone get the memo you didn't get?

Answer 4

Definately B.