When having a body cavity search done at the airport, what is the proper amount to tip the security guard?

Question

Is going back to the end of the line to do it again, frowned upon?

Answer 1

LMAO!! ( Gotta remember that next time I travel!! )

Answer 2

I just kiss them on the lips and say thank you.  Love honey

Answer 3

A proper tip is $1.00 for everytime your head hits the floor or wall.

If your screams set off the alarms, $50 is good.

Calling home to tell the missus you got "laid" over...priceless.

Answer 4

I would only tip them if they found Y!A's sense of humor .... I ate it back in 2002. I was hungry, okay.

Answer 5

all the coke he can get out of my cavity

Answer 6

good one.

Answer 7

1 finger = $2.00

Up to the wrist = $5.00

Up to the elbow = $7.00

You may go through the line as many times as you like as long as you don't take cuts, and tip each time you go through.

Answer 8

Just let them keep whatever they find up there.

Answer 9

Depends on how large his hands are and if he hits both holes. At least a ten if I get mine and h**l yeah I'd get in line again and I'd be smiling not frowning. I may need to get a fresh pair of panties out of my carryon bag and a wet wipe.

Answer 10

I would get a metal implant just so they have to keep checking me and then I would smile everytime it goes off.

Answer 11

Spent a whole day there once.....wahoooo

Answer 12

Guido usually just gives them the first inch.

*cries*

Answer 13

I usually give $7...unless theyre really thorough,then I give $10

Answer 14

an onion ring and a heini

Answer 15

your underwear

*cries*

Answer 16

Tip $0.10 per pound of body weight, less the value of any item removed.

Deduct $1.00 for each skin tab that is inadvertently torn off.

It is poor form to request a second helping.

Answer 17

FUNNY>

That is hilarious.

Love it.

Yes it is frowned upon......That is too d**n funny.

GOOD LUCK

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Answer 18

If he/she agrees to pull me hair I give them a 10er, as for frowned upon I care not I go thru again and spot them another 20 if they agree to call me dirty names as well...

Gotta work with what you got!  

Answer 19

Give them your digits and consider yourself engaged if in West Va.

Answer 20

One whole dollar should do it, unless you want 'special attention' for your second trip through the line, then I suggest $10.00

Answer 21

Did he find your special spot??  Ohhh!!  I would demand he reach even HIGHER.

Answer 22

A few niblets of corn should do.

Answer 23

...if he gave you a proper happy ending, then you should slip him at least a $20... at least, I've HEARD that's the going rate... I wouldn't know from personal experience! Just heard it through the grapevine...

Answer 24

I'm faxing my resume' to them right now!

Answer 25

they pay me!

Answer 26

hahaha