When i slap my belly i wobble for a good 5 minutes. is this a sign that i have ate to much Christmas pud....?

Question

When i slap my belly i wobble for a good 5 minutes. is this a sign that i have ate to much Christmas pud....?

Answer 1

I wobble for 10 minutes and only had one portion of Christmas pudding. I think it has something to do with chocolate.......

Answer 2

Don't slap your belly as hard, it will wobble for less time, alternatively go on a diet. I prefer the first option myself. Have to dash, going to the kitchen for another pie!

Answer 3

DOES that mean you are on a diet as of now?

Answer 4

ladies and gentlemen, may i present... the next mr. and mrs. claus!!! get a white beard.

Answer 5

Hmmmm, I think that means you, my little giblet, are obese.

Answer 6

Well think of it this way - you would make a good Santa Clause in 12 months time!

Answer 7

Being obese increases your risk of diabetes, heart disease, stroke, arthritis and some cancers.

you need to see a doctor.  call one now.