When in Phuket do you do as the phukets do and just phuket all day?

Question

When in Phuket do you do as the phukets do and just phuket all day?

Answer 1

Why do the police in Phuket wear trenchcoats?  That's the only thing I wouldn't want to do.

Hmmm, maybe that would be a good question for Phuket.

Answer 2

Not necessarily--I'll bend over and let them Phuket too.

Answer 3

I almost missed a trip to Phukett??

*****!!!!

Answer 4

I will be residing in Phuket-ville for another 10 days. It feels so nice to wake up and say PHUKET!

I have been visiting margaritaville frequently on this vacation too!

Answer 5

PHUKET

A modern bamboo community near the, town of Shesuktet, Phuket is nestled in the foothills of Thailand. Although not as popular as Bangkok, Phuket offers a variety of amenities not seen in larger Thai cities. You can find the finest crabs in the world here. So pack your bags and tell the family, "Phuket" when you tell them about their summer vacation.

Upon arriving, ask for me, Papi the Phuketeer.

Answer 6

it's kind-of the law, so yes.

Answer 7

We had fun with that name over there. Unfortunately the Thai's didn't get the joke, they pronounce it poo-KET. I know this because I spent 2 years in Thailand working on their railroad. Yep, laying ties everyday.

Answer 8

I phuket and phuket and phuket...long time

Answer 9

Or you try to get Phuketed