When inspired to yoink by poetry, do you do a new series, well, Part I actually. Please, do me the honor...?

Question

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PROFESSOR NON NE ON, DIRECTOR OF THE

BEIJING PHASMATALOGICAL INSTITUTE, WORKS ON

ANIMUS REPREHENDO, “THE SOUL CATCHER”

The Phasmic boom was unexpected. Doctor Non, unshaken, continues with the experiment.

“What the bleep was that, Professor!?!” I asked.

“Don’t worry, Theo. That was the barrier being breached.”

“But where did the acoustic energy come from? She is still inside the vacuum chamber.”

“The female human spirit, is seems, is not quite so delicate as we believed.”

“When did you decide that?”

“Just now, when the frikken thing shook the room like an Earthquake.”

God keys the mic and speaks.

“What the h**l is going on down there? You’re shaking the foundation!”

“Sorry, Boss,” Dr. Non answers, “We’re still trying to get the bugs in.”

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Answer 1

I have to agree with Elaine...of all God's greatest gags, men are supreme!

Answer 2

God said what the h**l!  hahaha!

Answer 3

This is too funny. I predict trouble from those who have no sense of humor. I believe that God has a sense of humor. He did, after all, create Man.

Answer 4

Not sure what you need from me here.

Answer 5

Yoink is right!  It will take 500 years!  Don't forget the firewalls in the male models.

Answer 6

The main characters weren't very believable in this story, making me loose compassion for them and the story line seemed a little too far fetched to believe, however; the special effects and sound track were well worth the price of admission. I give it a thumbs up as I am not ambidextrous.

Answer 7

You are a true comic genius.  Yes God does have a sense of humor.

Answer 8

You're always good for a lunch time laugh!

The female spirit can get quite touchy, especially when one starts messin' with her grandma's stuff!

*I read it "it seems" without even noticing the typo.

*Yep. That was a cute story...

Answer 9

And the coin lands on the edge..Twilight Zone  stuff here