When is God going to buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Question

There's one for English Girl also lol.

Answer 1

Only if it is an SL....

Answer 2

You worked hard all your life and had no help from your friends?

Answer 3

God doesn't just answer prayers with a 'yes'. Sometimes he'll answer them with 'no' or 'wait and see'. If it is his will then maybe you will be the owner of a Mercedes Benz someday...

Answer 4

Don't know, but when He does, let me know, I'd like one too.

Convertable, candy apple red.

:D

Answer 5

First you'll get your night out,then your colour TV and then we'll see what happens.

Answer 6

As soon as his cheque clears you can have mine.

Answer 7

Why?  Must you make amends?

Dang it, Sherl!  You beat me to it!

Answer 8

When you are willing to pay the price.

Answer 9

God possibly will provide you with wheels after you have seeked first the kingdom of God.

Answer 10

do all your friends drive porsches?

*plushy_bear...great minds think alike...lol*

Answer 11

When you start getting better grades, then He'll talk.

Answer 12

Why mercedes? go for ferrari

Answer 13

When are you going to stop trying to be funny and ask serious question?

Answer 14

when He can trust you

Answer 15

The day after you ask a sensible question.

Answer 16

right after he buys me a pina colada

Answer 17

super funny i think we all want one