When is it ok to f**t?

Question

How long should a man be forced to hold it in a relationship before farting is acceptable? lol

Answer 1

Everybody Farts.....Everybody Farts......Sometimes.---------R.E.M.

Just use simple discretion, don't squelch one off the seat at a nice restaurant, or in the middle of an important conversation. There is a time and a place to f**t, but its definitely not all the time unless you are a piece of s**t and you are proud of it. If you are ever ripping really good farts that smell amazing, try catching one in a jar and saving it to sniff it in a couple weeks.