When people bang on the door when your using the tolet, what do you say?

Question

When people bang on the door when your using the tolet, what do you say?

Answer 1

"Thanks!  You scared the **** out of me!"

Answer 2

LOL. Depends on the people and place though. I usually say "

"wait" or "hold on".

Answer 3

go away!

Answer 4

you say I'm on the toilet leave me the f alone

Answer 5

I say "why the h**l are you banging on the door, I'm OBVIOUSLY already in here, and I'm OBVIOUSLY utilizing these facilities - knocking doesn't make a difference".

lol.... but if it's not my family, I just THINK that, and I SAY "just a minute".

Answer 6

yeah

Answer 7

"there's nobody in here!"

Answer 8

Somebody's In Here!

Answer 9

i say nothing. i am protected by the locked door!

Answer 10

when they knock, I shout "WHAT?" all angry.

then if they say are you ok? I say "yes! why?"

if they say are you almost done? I say "hang on!" all mad.

but I should be more open. They are asking for details right? we should be like "I'm taking a sh|t & it's stinky! even if I came out right now.. you wouldn't want to come in here. Go find somewhere else!"

but at my job, our residence only have 3 minutes to use the bathroom for #2... so we are suppose to bang on the door and hurry them up. I always feel bad doing it, but sometimes we need too! If I'm handling the bathroom break, I always give them an extra minute or so..

Answer 11

I say 'Just a minute'

Not sure what is proper etiquette though...

Answer 12

aha i would say someones in here!

Answer 13

Wow.  Noone's ever done that to me.  But, if they did, I wouldn't say anything.  I don't respond to stupid people and barking dogs.

Answer 14

I'd tell them to f**k off; lol just kidding.  I simply say "OK! five more seconds!"

Answer 15

"p**s off back to the Islamic Republic of France with your ******* manners, I'm not bloody finished in here you ****."

Answer 16

Go away, I'm not finished yet.

Answer 17

I tell them to come in (the living room) and I'll be there in a minute.

Answer 18

My favorite thing to say to someone who's banging on the bathroom door is "Occupado!".  

"Be right out."  is a typical response.  

What if you said "The oysters have gone home"?  That would be cool.

Answer 19

How will YOU banging make ME go faster? I'm not sitting here for the fun of it!

Answer 20

enter at your own risk!

Answer 21

Well if it's on the bathroom door, "I'm in here, I'll be out in a minute!" If it's the front door of my house, I don't say anything.

Answer 22

If it's a public place, I say, "It's occupied", in a very pleasant voice.  If it's at home or a friends house, I yell, "You DO NOT want to come in here!!!"

Answer 23

Ooh. I say, "Shut up. I'm doing my business thats worth a million dollars deal."

Answer 24

one sec. please

Answer 25

kehkehkeh

Answer 26

what?

Answer 27

No one does that to me.  If someone did do that I would probably say, I'm in here.

Answer 28

just a minute

Answer 29

i am in here.

then i secretly think..gods can they not leave me alone? can i not have privacy? why does this idiot just not **** right off. now i will have to hurry up in case they start whining and knocking again

Answer 30

"Keep your pants on"

Answer 31

you stand up in silence, and go and bang on the door back. :)