When people find out I've been in jail, why do they always assume it was for prostitution?

Question

There are lots of other crimes....and some of them are not even that big of a deal.

Answer 1

yea, I thought you were a bank robber.

Answer 2

i wud have guess domestic violence ♥  

Answer 3

I've always assumed assault/battery. You just have s*x to kill time, right?

Answer 4

Someone once told me it was because you exposed yourself to religion... I knew that was a load of BS !!!  

Answer 5

Tublet  the prostitute doesn't have that special ring to it, I'm pretty sure it's for smuggling babbies from Cuba.

You babby smuggler

Answer 6

i went to jail once . . .no one ever once brought up prostitution -- what kind of people are you hanging around?

i went to jail because i got kicked out of the all-u-can-eat buffet.  Apparently, it's not true because they kicked me out and i had hardly gotten going on the dessert bar.

Answer 7

Its gotta be that hat that you are wearing...I dunno what else it could be.  

Answer 8

My money is on bodily assault, or money laundering.

Answer 9

I would have thought it was for molesting good looking men on the bus.  My bad.

Answer 10

Now I know why I love you. I love people in jail. You, Ding, my Dad, Leroy...

Answer 11

Prostitution seemed so logical.

You have to pay the bus driver somehow.

Answer 12

I would think it would be for theft of "The Emperor's Clothes"

Answer 13

I have the same problem but I just let them think that any way  

Answer 14

People wonder that about me too.  I don't know why everyone assumes I'm so whorey.

Answer 15

avy not helping you so much

Answer 16

I always thought you were a drug lord..huh.

Answer 17

Odd.

Your veiled hostility always screamed "third-degree assault and battery" to me.

Answer 18

How do you know they assume it's for prostitution? Do they just come out and say that to you?

In any case, if they do in fact assume this, maybe they get the impression that you have loose morals. Do you dress revealingly? I know it's very easy to assume someone's a prostitute when they dress similar to one.

Answer 19

the same thing happens to me......

Answer 20

i hope its for arson...i like hot women.......seamanab x

Answer 21

The oldest profession, it would be my first guess. =)

Answer 22

I done got charged for poachin'. Poachin' eggs in the trailer, d**n cousins were ovulatin.

Answer 23

JAYWALKER!

<---skeered of you now

Answer 24

Hmm, funny I always assume its attempted murder when it comes to you.

Answer 25

Gee I always figured you for ritualistic cereal killer. *snicker snicker*

Answer 26

we should really sit down and compare rap sheets...I keep mine in a cook book style binder...makes it all seem so much nicer...

Answer 27

they assume that you're too pretty to have done anything too bad. what's wrong with an enterprising woman, anyway?