When playing snooker with his wife, should a man go for the pink or the brown?

Question

When playing snooker with his wife, should a man go for the pink or the brown?

Answer 1

Pink has a higher value, however you don't want to make the next shot more difficult that you have to so go for the one you can get the best position off for your next shot.

Answer 2

pink is worth more points and trust me it will get you more points with the wife!

Answer 3

Pink, she will love you for it, and if she wants brown, she will let you know.

Answer 4

Whatever he fancies ? LOL,  but he should not chalk his cue first !! :-)

Answer 5

The pink, by default, is the easiest route.  The brown is not everyone's taste.  However, when it comes to identifying the balls to be played, they should always be kissed before popping in .....

Answer 6

go for the cups

Answer 7

Watch out, she may prefer black !!!

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

Go for the pink first, I've heard it's tricky the other way round.  But never ever lift both of your feet off the floor whilst attempting this.

Answer 10

depends my missus dont mind which one i stroke with my cue

Answer 11

The pink is easier to find as it is by the triangle, and the brown is more difficult for position.

Answer 12

JUST ASKED MY MISSIS THE QUESTION AND SHE ANSWERD ((((((BOTH))))))

Answer 13

Pink more points.

Answer 14

The rules are simple. You should go for the pink whenever it is open. However if the brown appears to be available you must first seek the permission of your co-player before addressing it. If you co-player denies you the brown and If the pink has been repositioned you may go for that again instead. Following several attempts at the pink the brown may be approach once more however you may require a "rest ", for this is dependant on the type of cue you play with.

Answer 15

Go for the pink by coming of the lip, a nice trick shot.

Answer 16

i agree with 'mummy pig' if u guys like taking your old ladies with the brown ball then i think u should be playing snooker with another guy and tell your wife u need to tell her something.

Answer 17

Like what loyalstok said I would go for the pink because it gets you more points.

Answer 18

an inch between pain pleasure

Answer 19

i would say the pink because the brown is always a tighter pocket.

Answer 20

pink is always a safer option, but then if you go for the pink, slip and hit the brown,,,, ooooppppphhhh, that might cause you some grief, sooooo..........

maybe you should go for both, perhaps your wife will be happy with your choice of both.

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Answer 21

Pink,if they like brown they should visit the boys.

Answer 22

Go for the pink unless you want a divorce.

Answer 23

Ooh,watch, it I got a smack wrist for this joke by the yahoo fun police..good one though is n't it?

Answer 24

Perhaps the man should be polite and ask his wife?  I would suggest the pink - more points for that!

Answer 25

take the pink first and s***w back for the brown.works for me.

Answer 26

as we are approaching valentines day here is a little poem that may help, roses are red violets are blue the pink is nice the brown is poo. hope this helps.

Answer 27

a tight brown is always better than a loose pink

Answer 28

both pink is good but brown is where it's at