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When taking a sickie is it advisable to take at least two days off for it to look believable ?

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Hey I deserve those two days off! It takes a lot of sustained effort and concentration to pull a sickie. Firstly, hours are spent researching symptoms of common ailments. Secondly is the pre-sickie bluff (coming into work smelling of vicks vapour rub and remembering to cough at least three times an hour). Thirdly, (and this is vital) you can't blow it at the end of the day by punching the air and skipping off home like a two year old, you have to remember to keep your composure, note where the cctv cameras are and crawl to your parked car still coughing and spluttering all the way. Finally, on returning to work it is imperative that you look gaunt and super skinny and that you remember to wear loose fitting clothes. See it's a lot of work. lol.

You win again Davey. But by default. I can't believe no one takes sickies seriously!

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  1. That is disgraceful behaviour, shame on you!

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