When taking a urine test for a job can urine from a 3 year old girl be used, to replace my 53 year old urine?

Question

When taking a urine test for a job can urine from a 3 year old girl be used, to replace my 53 year old urine?

Answer 1

y what are you hidden?????

and thats sick of u..

Answer 2

I don't think it will matter, but how are you goin to explain that to a 3 year old to p**s in a cup.

You won't be worrying about a drug test, later you'll be worrying about social services coming to pick up your kid.

Irresponsible sicko, lay off the pipe

Answer 3

I am nurse who conducts drug tests.  Here are a couple of things you need to know:

1.  There is a required temperature of the urine.  This tells us if it is from your bladder or you brought in another persons urine.

2.  Most tests require you to pee in the cup while you are being watched by the tester.

If you can't pass the test, don't take it.  We also now have tests that can find an attempted body flush to cleanse the urine.  Nothing will take it all out, and if your urine is too watered down, it is considered a "fail" in most tests.

Answer 4

Gross. Urine tests are incredibly hi-tech these days, so it wouldn't work.

Answer 5

Sure you can use it. You will get caught though.

Answer 6

they can tell who's urine it is, so they might find out.

Answer 7

Chemicly........YES........But in the test I know of they watch you p**s and when they test it they also check the temperature to ensure it's at body temp soooooo........Good luck

Answer 8

ugh?  wth?  no.

Answer 9

A 3 year old girl?

Wow, smoking that Pot or whatever drug you do has really made you intelligent. Good thing you're so insightful, I'd hate to see your life without drugs -_-

Answer 10

I've had to do pee tests during physicals for work before  They search you - so unless you're really determined to hide it....

Just pee in the cup.  Smuggling in a sample if very juvenile.

Answer 11

You saved urine for 53 years?

Just say it is against your religion to pee

Answer 12

No... besides that's just wrong to take a kids pee that sends mixed messages as to what they're supposed to do with it  

Answer 13

unless they test ur dna or something i suppose. trying to keep your drug use under the covers eh?? using your grandkids urine eh? not good man not good.

Answer 14

I'm disgusted.

If you're considering doing that, what else are you capable of?

Sick.

Answer 15

How old are you 53?  Dumbest question I've ever heard in my life.  

Who are you trying to fool?

Answer 16

Nope.

Answer 17

Your ridiculous, I'm sure you won't be the first to try that, you also won't be the first that it doesn't work for. They have the science down when it comes to either drug or alcohol users and the tricks/scams they try to pull when it comes to these tests.The urine will definitely have to be a certain body temperature and they can tell when urine has been sitting around for awhile things start to break down in it. So, unless you can shove it up inside of you somehow good luck on getting busted you'll deserve it loser!!

Answer 18

actually yes. there is nothing in urine that will determine your s*x or age. just drug content and a few genetic diseases.

Answer 19

I don't think so , but why would you want to do that  

Answer 20

ewwwwwww gross NO

Answer 21

Ew no. Don't f'n try to cheat the system.

Answer 22

it depends what they're testing it for-i'm assuming drugs.  chances are, they won't know to test it for genetic markers such as s*x.  they might, however, test it for warmth (to ensure that it came directly from a human body as opposed to being brought in a pre-consrtucted tube.  

trust me, they're hip to the switching-the-pee trick.

Answer 23

ahahahahahhaah yo that was mad funny im still laughin as im typin thids ahahahaha

Answer 24

Yes, but  it will have to be at the right temperature when you hand it over.

Answer 25

They usually make sure you can't fool them with your efforts.  What are you trying to hide if anything?  The labs are under contract to make sure they get a clean and accurate catch.

Answer 26

Yes, they don't test for things like age or gender, but how the h**l are you planning on getting a three year old to pee into something for you?  I think that is the sickest part of this...

Answer 27

Just quit using long enough to get a job.

Answer 28

NO  BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE LYING YOU J---!

Answer 29

So you are an illegal drug user and you want use your grand daughter‘s urine to pass a drug test so you  can get a job?

Where are you applying so I can make sure not to go there.