When the Royal Family f**t is it a Royal f**t as opposed to a bog standard f**t?

Question

Val F1 Nutter : HRH does not drop her guts. How crude you common person.

Answer 1

they have two throne rooms. one for all the pomp and circumstance and the one with the porcelain throne. one may only drop ones guts in the second throne room.

Answer 2

A f**t is a f**t is a f**t-----

Perhaps superior food gives a f**t a different perfume. Caviar stinks like heck so maybe a royal f**t is simply smellier.

Answer 3

Ewww, I don't want to picture Prince William. Though it's kind of funny in a way, lol.

Answer 4

Oh my goodness, they don't do that sort of thing. they have people to do it for them!

Answer 5

One does not f**t, one passes wind!

Answer 6

Well it would take super perspicacity to notice, but I heard this from a corgi they  are  bluetoothed to the royal bugler.. It works like this..  well i'ts a state secret.. do you want me to be a whistleblower. ...... Your question should be in the Global Warning Section .

Answer 7

Yes, yes it is. A right royal f**t.

Answer 8

"Difluvieus Maximus Brittanica" is the official term. "Difluvies of the royal blowhole" is windsor family humor. Pronounced --Die-floo-vee-us andDie-Floo- vees

Answer 9

Don't worry - The Royal family have it all under control. the Queen always has a specially trained aide beside her. Should she let rip, she would turn to him and give him a look of utter disdain. he would turn red, mutter an apology and rush off in shame.

Answer 10

royal f**t with a royally smell to it, can guess what breed of caviar they had the night before

Answer 11

WHO REALLY CARES?,THEY ALL f**t LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES!

Answer 12

It will stink like a bog standard one, loooooooooool