When the new humans rise from our ashes thousands of years from now , what will their anthropologists theorize

Question

of us ?

Answer 1

It ain't going to happen!

Answer 2

Hmmmm! Tree dwelling bipods died out thousands of years ago when all the trees somehow burned down leaving behind ashes where dna eventually combined with a type of chicken soup for the soul rain from Mars and Venus to form the new bisexual human.

Answer 3

That we Created Disease with our misuse of Drugs, Pesticides and Pallaited plastics, that we misused our powers of What God gave us to poison mankind. Mentally, spiritually and physically. That we, this generation discovered the cure for disease and illness and that we brought the drug, chemical and petroleum companies, DOWN. That this generation will stop the consumption of ghastly products and bring down the Chemical Companies for good. That by believing, we can achieve anything we want.

Answer 4

That we were crude and more than a little backward, but all-in-all not a bad ancestor.

Answer 5

They will be amazed at our culture. It is both sick an perverted, but also beautiful and amazing. We abuse other humans, yet we create skyscrapers. They will theorize that we were lazy and stupid. We don't see beyond a human face. We have affairs with other people and break their hearts. Anyway, we all will be dead from global warming or a giant asteroid by the time my future children are grown.