When this person walks straight in front of you

Question

into the queue for a drink at the bar.... what you gonna do/say to them?

1) A nice little old granny who has obviously got lost on her way to the doctors

2) A hoodie sniffing a glue bag

3) A gorgeous member of the opposite s*x who is spilling s*x pheromones all over the floor

4) Your ex with an Indonesian Lady Boy

Answer 1

1) can I have granny at number 4 because I would take her home/to the doc's and miss the rest of them.

2) Politely inform him that there is a queue and would he mind getting to the end of it like everyone else.

3)Same as 2 but with a huge smile on my face.

4) Same as 2 but while laughing hysterically and making comments about........no. I wouldn't be that nasty......would I.

Answer 2

1. Buy her a drink (or call her a taxi...whichever she prefers).

2. Nothing.

3. Buy her a drink.

4. Buy them both a drink, and ask if there's room for a third.