When travelling by plane to or from the Phils., whats the ONE thing you dont want to hear from the captain?

Question

intercom announcement you dont wanna hear!!!

Answer 1

Delays and the captain trying to make a reason for the delay

Answer 2

"this is your captain speaking, please remain seated and fasten your seat belts, start thinking of your love ones and we'll be crashing down shortly....  bye bye now... i've to pull my seat ejector!"

Answer 3

ladies n gents, welcome to heaven

Answer 4

"Is there a Doctor on board?"

"Does anyone on board speak Arabic?"

Any phrase with the word "infidel" in it.

Answer 5

When you hear the captain say ,

     Our Father which art in heaven,

     Hallowed be thy name.

     Thy kingdom come

     Thy will be done, as in heaven, so on earth.

     Give us this day our daily bread.....

      Have a nice day !

Answer 6

"Ladies and Gentlemen, there will be a slight delay in departing..."  Yes, the one thing I don't want to hear, but it rings in cabins at gates in airports everywhere.  Definitely not the worse thing that could be heard, however.

Answer 7

This is the Captain, bend over and kiss your A$$ES goodbye as we are about to crash  in the Pacific Ocean!

Thank you for flying Philippine Airlines!!

Answer 8

Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts. We shall soon be experiencing some turbulences in the course of our flight.

Answer 9

"My brother is not a PIG!!!!!"

"Do not judge my brother because he is not a BOOK!!!!!"

"I am in a hurry because I wanna catch today's episode of Pinoy Big Brother!!!!!"

:-/

Answer 10

there goes elvis again. he keeps appearing on the radar.

Answer 11

Oops, there goes the other one!!

Answer 12

ladies and gentlemen, get ready to rock...

Answer 13

fastened your seatbelts cause we are gonna CRASH!!!!