When was the first cow fnord sent to the moon?

Question

also where can i get moon cow milk?

Answer 1

Ha! It will be in the year 2232. Moon cow milk? You get it at the moon cow dairy....DUH!!! (Your picture looks  a bit mirky)

Answer 2

In the 1960s the Russians blasted a bunch of cows into orbit around the Earth.  I think they had a problem with translation.

They wanted to be the first to REALLY "fire the herd shot 'round the world."

Answer 3

Sorry!  No Earth cows to the moon as of yet.  They haven't found one yet that doesn't suffer from mooootion sickness.  The only one that ever got close enough, trying to jump over the moon, got too close to the sun and ended up being the main entree for some burger shack on Venus.

There is a great place near Hadley Crater that has a large variety of green cheeses and the best, sweetest moooooooon milk of any place I know of...specially heavy on the cream.

Answer 4

You ask strange questions. What does "fnord" mean?

Moon cow milk?

And the cow jumped over the moon!