When was the last pale white moon so bright you had to wear shades?

Question

Now that's what I call dropping trou

Answer 1

d**n...you're good. I can't say I've seen it for a while.

Answer 2

IT'S COTTON, WHITE COTTON DAMNIT!!!  ;p

Answer 3

The last person I slept with was a metrosexual mexican with buns as brown as caramel.  *cries*

Probably this morning when I myself got out of the shower.  

<~~~whitey whitester boo-tay

Answer 4

I AM NOT PUTTING SHADES ON...I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING....WHY AM I YELLING ALL MY ANSWERS ABOUT COWBELL'S BUTT ANYWAYS...GOD I GOTTA CALM DOWN....

Answer 5

When the mysterious black eagle cawed so loudly during a full freaking moon that I accidenatlly poked myself in the eye with a large pointed extra large sausage and I screamed out "Holy freaking naked Cowass!"

*cries very hard*