When was the last time you find yourself in the middle of a tree sandwich?

Question

Trees are picking up their game lately! The ones around my neighbourhood have a habit of squishing me between two of them. It's fun :]

Answer 1

i know that's why i usually give them a little taste of there own medicine

& i bring out my dogs.

mwuahahahahaha

Answer 2

what?!

Answer 3

I just hate it. They hug you as if you knew them or something.  

Answer 4

Not mine.

>;[ mentiroso.

Answer 5

Last night actually, on my magic midnight stroll.

I went to visit the wizard and omg all of a sudden, this lovely big elm tree jumped out and squished me right next to a willow!

Oh the jolly suprise I got there!