A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, flops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.â€Â
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.â€Â
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.â€Â
The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…â€Â
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…â€Â
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