When working a desk job, is it ok to pass gas and blame it on someone else? Or just take full blame?

Question

When working a desk job, is it ok to pass gas and blame it on someone else? Or just take full blame?

Answer 1

The typical rule of thumb when it comes to farts is,

Whom ever smelt it dealt it,

Whom ever denied it supplied it.

Answer 2

Blame others. What I like to do is let a good f**t rip when I'm on an escalator. Someone gets it right in the face then when using the up escalator.

Answer 3

Everyone should be responsible for their own actions. Look at Bush, he farted on Iraq and blamed Al Qaeda. Now he has no friends.

Answer 4

SBD--deny!  Everything else, take full pride and claim your work!