When you're on the bus?

Question

Does the looney always sit next to you?

Answer 1

LOL, me and a friend were talking about this the other day. It is the same if you are in an empty restaurant. Me and my husband were once sitting by a river having a private chat, the river was deserted. After a few minutes another couple walked towards us and sat about a metre away. Why do people feel the need to be so close? I always try to chose a spot away from others if I can. But yes whenever I am on my own I always get collered by the 'looney'.

Answer 2

no, the loonies are on here- giving me loads of thumbs down for slating DDS. lol

Answer 3

They used to.

Now I think I'm the looney >> Travel sickness and a bumpy road= Fun fun fun :)

Time for an anecdote...

I normally try to sit on my own, up the front and I put my rucksack on the seat next to me. An old lady got on the bus and asked me to move my bag so she could sit down. There were at least 6 other seats around me that she could have sat in but she chose to sit beside me. I started to feel a bit rough (Its a 3 hour journey on a Sunday and Friday evening) about an hour later.

Then we went over the bump.

I literally puked my guts up in 20 seconds. It went all over that poor little woman and her weird bag. I took a look at her, realised I had no idea what to say (Now I think "Sorry" probably would have been the way to go but thats hindsight for ya eh??") so Iturned back around and carried on looking out the window as if nothing had happened. The little old lady then moved away from the looney she had somehow ended up next to.

Although I sometimes get them too!! Once a man ate the whole 3 hour journey home. And he had fitted it all into a lil carrier bag!!

Answer 4

Which is exactly why I own a car.

Answer 5

Yeah every single time do they do it to you too? I thought he only sat next to me . . . . I don't feel so special now =(

lol xx

Answer 6

Sometimes.

esp annoying if you were the only one on the bus and then they sit next to you.

Answer 7

Yes sometimes

Answer 8

omg yeah

every single time

even when theres spare seats all over

even when my bags on the next seat

Answer 9

always i attract em like a magnet

Answer 10

Yes - there was a complete stranger sitting by me he started pulling his shoe off and said to me I want to show you something , he was missing a few toes , ..this other guy just started talking to me about how he killed his watch with a icepick ...then this old lady  got on the bus she lifted her dress over her head and sat next to me and started calling me a SOB , and spitting at everybody that walk by her.....but they said how come all the looneys sit by them

Answer 11

Yes always, but its a bit impolite to call my girlfriend a looney!!!! lol

Answer 12

Not going to tell you d**k **** as you always send me c**p answers.

So tough titties.

Hahahahahahah

Answer 13

yep always , i  attract  them  for  some  unknown  reason lol  !!

Answer 14

I put my bag next to me so they can't sit there!

Answer 15

not just any loony....the smelly loony

Answer 16

I am the looney

I thought I recognised you

Answer 17

I am the loony who sits next to you

Answer 18

I dont get the bus, but wherever I go there's a loony always looking out to target me.  Cafes, waiting rooms.... I cop for them! My daughter takes great delight in pointing this out to me.

Answer 19

Nope. Either one of my friends or my bag does.

Answer 20

Sometimes.