Sometimes when I'm having s*x, I start daydreaming and looking around the room. Usually when I'm in a position without eye contact, like behind my wife for example. The older I get, the more this happens. Sometimes I just zone out for a couple minutes before I start concentrating again. Sometimes I'll even think things like "I wonder what I look like right now" or "wow, s*x has got to be like the weirdest thing in the world." Does anybody else do this?
I remember once in the military, I walked into another guy's cubicle and he was having s*x with some girl missionary style and the girl was actually reading a book! He was sweating like a dog and she was just reading away. I got a chuckle out of that.
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