When you are on the toilet and you have started the process?

Question

What would you do if you realized you were out of toilet paper?

Answer 1

Have you ever read about the little dutch boy and the leaking dam?

Answer 2

I use the persons towels, shower curtain, or rug if all else fails.

Not my own, of course!

Answer 3

This very situation is why many people carry small travel packs of tissues.

Answer 4

In a public restroom, I always get three soapy wet foldings of toilet paper first before going into the stall.  Like to be very clean.

At home I crouch in the tub after.

What's a modern world for if we can't keep that thang fresh?

Answer 5

Check...beforehand...

Lol

But i guess if you're so desperate, you aren;t interested in checking out the facilities.....you would be more interested in not shitting yourself i guess...

lol

Answer 6

If there are toilet seat covers available I use those.  Otherwise I do without and find a stall that has some ASAP.

Answer 7

This bartender is behind the bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a s**y seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if you’re the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager a message for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

Answer 8

Kleenex -- drip dry if #1

Answer 9

Well... where am I and am I doing number 1 or 2?  If it's number one, I usually just try to wipe it away with my hands and then immediately wash them thoroughly.  I would probably freak a bit if it was number 2!

Answer 10

Knock on the wall and someone give me toilet paper through a slitghtly cracked door. Something we all just know in my home. If I am home alone, get up and get some as fast as possible.

Answer 11

I'd grab some paper towels. Either that or I'd go grab some leaves from a tree or something.