When you build complex, almost Rube Goldberg structures, do they sound like a train or a train-wreck?

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NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION

What about the funk?

What about the oozing goop?

I am not going to go in there!

I am way too smart, and I mean scared!

Buck up yourself, Captain Courageous!

It’s way to dangerous!

I mean, there’s rules…

I don’t care about the money!

You cannot spend ten dollars from the grave!

I am not your slave, find another!

I am not that dumb,

Come on,

Oh brother!

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Answer 1

I don't know who Rube Goldberg is TD but your little poem strikes a chord with me as I run building sites and have heard people actually say these things for real!

I like my guys to go home in the same trucks they came in personally, it keeps their children happy.