When you get a "steak" quesadilla from Taco Bell, it is safe to assume that the "steak" in question is really ?

Question

cat food?

Answer 1

Yes, they use the term "steak" loosely.

Answer 2

It is okay to assume that.

Answer 3

Actually they use "cow feed", then it is not false advertising....

Answer 4

Taco Bell uses Grade D but edible for human consumption meat. It probably is steak but of the lowest grade

Answer 5

*slaps you hard across the face with a spatula laced with chocolate frosting*

No.

But there is a 99.007% chance that if you got the steak quesadilla from a taco Bell in freaking Alaska, that it is wolf meat that Sarah Palin killed with her bare hands after poking it with her illegitimate babby.

*cries for the wolves*

Answer 6

Schmeat substitute.

Answer 7

Cat food?  I think you're being naive.  The "steak" is something far worse than cat food.

Answer 8

whatever didn't make it crossing the street the night before is the la carne del día

Answer 9

It's actually a delicate matrix of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, carnuba wax, blue dye, Alberto VO5, and B-complex vitamins.

Bon Apetit

Answer 10

I rate the "steak" quesadilla from Taco Bell a solid six (that means I won't eat it), but I rate you a ten (that means I will eat you).

Answer 11

Probably...the "steak" in both the cat food and your taco comes from a cow...so it could be the same cow meaning taco steak = cat food steak.  

Answer 12

That or it's also safe to assume that up until here recently it was walking down the side of the road minding it's own business and accidentally stepped out in front of the Taco Bell manager's car.

Answer 13

I don't even want to safely assume anything, they still taste good

Answer 14

I just eat because it helps me when I'm constipated. What do you want for a buck?

Answer 15

people

(like soylent green)

Answer 16

Did you know Taco Bell spelled backwards is Llebocat???

Yep. CAT.

Answer 17

it should be called, "everything the greasy counter dude could find in his pants", served in a tortilla. oly out.

Answer 18

Or just plain old cat!

Answer 19

Me thinks that your tummy is in for a little more hurting. Silly lil Celeste don't you know that fast food is bad for you?

*cries for babby Celeste's achin gut*

Answer 20

honestly,i've never been to taco bell,i wouldnt know

Answer 21

Actually it is chihuahua meat.

Answer 22

Hey, they didnt say it was cow they just said it was meat!

Answer 23

I wish it were made of Yamster. So tender... and not too fatty.

Answer 24

Meaaaaaaat Surrrrrprise. Cat is the other white meat...

Answer 25

No.  Cat food is too high quality for Taco h**l.  It's probably grade B road kill.