When you see a penguin, how can you tell if it is a male or female?

Question

When you see a penguin, how can you tell if it is a male or female?

Answer 1

Female penguins look like penguins. Male penguins look like polar bears.

Answer 2

the only way to tell is through a blood test

Answer 3

Yes if it's pen bends to the right, its a male but if its to the left, female

Answer 4

compliment their attire, the female penguin will appreciate it more than a male

Answer 5

If you can ask it a question, it's male. If it were female, you wouldn't get a word in edgeways.

Answer 6

when the penguins beat the flyers tonight i'll let you know.  GO PENS!!!!

Answer 7

Do female penguins wear more eyeliner?

Answer 8

Does it sitdown or stand when peeing. Ha hahahahahahah

Answer 9

I wouldn't like to be violated!!!

Answer 10

If it is eating, or about to eat, it is a Female.

Answer 11

you cant tell just by looking at them, thats what the guy at the aquarium in Cincinnati told me

Answer 12

ask it for directions, if you arrive at your destination it was a male.