When you sit on toadstools do you experience pain?

Question

When you sit on toadstools do you experience pain?

Answer 1

I don't tend to do this often, but yes when there is broken glass in the area.

Answer 2

Never tried it. No toadstool could hold my weight.

Answer 3

Yes.

When I sit on toadstools I tend to ponder upon my past. All those bad days...

So yes. I do experience pain.