When your b/f leaves in the morning, do you offer him a receipt?

Question

When your b/f leaves in the morning, do you offer him a receipt?

Answer 1

I usually just apologise to my g/f for the lousy services.

Answer 2

no there's no refunds

Answer 3

B/fs stay until the morning? I've been getting cheated!

Answer 4

Are you implying that men pay for s*x and women accept money for s*x?

Women thank me for having s*x with them, and I thank them for thanking me!

Answer 5

........use paypal next time, like i do........receipts are a mess

Answer 6

depends if he paid you money for the night

Answer 7

No way in the world.

I'm not giving him proof to show my husband.

Answer 8

Depends on what he gave you.

Answer 9

no......

Answer 10

He's a b/f, not a customer, so why should he need a receipt?

Answer 11

no, no i do not

Answer 12

your a god@m moron

Answer 13

No I'm not g*y

Answer 14

For some reason this reminds me of the stand up comedian Mitch Hedberg's joke about donuts, and getting a receipt for it...its hilarious, your should definately youtube it.

here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAGbItDdS...

Answer 15

h**l no whats this look like a convience store...

Answer 16

i know you don't, so make sure you send out those monthly invoices.

can we pass a hat around or something, she's gonna need a fair few stamps.

Answer 17

no

Answer 18

my accountant takes care of that.  That way I can sleep in

Answer 19

What a sorry excuse for an insulting question.

Answer 20

if hes your boyfriend, why the h**l would you?

Answer 21

he doesnt pay me, he cleans and gardens  

Answer 22

no honey I give my love for free to the special ones in my life