Where's Waldo? I have been looking everywhere!?

Question

Let's see who has the best answer.

Answer 1

You know that little red bump on Mr. Jenkins ***? Has nothing to do with waldo being absent from a class he was never in in the first place while simultaniously not showing up on the front page of his newest book to look for him which would contradict the fact that you have to find him in the first place! I believe he has had an elegant sufficiency of delightful searches in which he has failed numerous times and any more would most likely over endulge his already exuberated capacity for finding new hiding spots.

Answer 2

In a cave in Afghanistan.