Where's a good place to get a massage in Edinburgh?

Question

I'm sore and overworked!

(oh and no smutty answers please. this is a genuine question and I'm not in the mood for innuendo)

(did I mention I'm also very grumpy today?)

Answer 1

Sounds like you need more than a massage, El grumpo! go and get laid and relax.

Answer 2

Edinburgh  Floatarium in Stockbridge...excellent! think its £30 -£35 but well worth the hour

( and no funny business!)

Answer 3

A grumpy bear can have a wonderful relaxing massage at the beauty parlour of the Edinburgh zoo.

....come oooon..... this is NOT a smutty answer!!!!

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Answer 4

Find a Glaswegian and get a kiss. Oh dear, I happen to be one, so hear it is: stitch yer that one jimmy!

Answer 5

Get a copy of the Daily Sport ...in the "classified " ads section - look for a phone number that begins  0131....  have fun...