Where's all the booty gone?

Question

A pirate has to search far & wide to find nary a doubloon these days.

Arrr, but I've found me a more tantalizing booty. Some lasses be droppin' it like it's hot. And this J-Lo has a lot of it in her trunk.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

This pirate always did prefer this booty over the other kind, anyway.

Answer 1

Its on my back :P

Answer 2

did you check with Captain Jack...

Answer 3

I am sitting on it!

Answer 4

I believe the booty is stored in my rear end....=(

Answer 5

I got enough booty and boobies to keep the masses satisfied, as an added bonus I have fresh bottle of rum.

Answer 6

nothing like a couple of big booby's...oh wait..you said booty..never mind

Answer 7

It looks like all the booty left the P&S category and came here!!

Answer 8

wow,thanks for the poem =)

an try to e-mail this to all trolls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRHIVOOAJ...

Answer 9

lolz dats funny

Answer 10

What you doing in Hawker Centres......x

You tryin to avoid me or Wat.....x

Answer 11

If ya appen to be sailin past,  dont miss this booty....or ye'll ner sail agen.....x

Answer 12

ummm up your butt?

Answer 13

Love always wins over money!

Answer 14

LOLSZ

Funniest question I've seen all day =)

STAR!

Answer 15

It's in my backyard.....

Answer 16

I just happen to have some of that booty you're talkin about on me.....ya wanna see?

Answer 17

I have all the booty arrrrrg dude