Where Can I get some Good French Fries at 6AM near Cincinnati?

Question

The biggest problem, I'm So not sober and Cant drive to get them...

Answer 1

The grocery store

Answer 2

Tell you what: during one of those periods of sobriety, go to Kroger (they're based in Cincinnati, aren't they?) and buy a bag of french fries.

When you get home you take a few handfuls and put them on a cookie sheet. Set the oven for 450°. If you get shoestring fries, they'll be done in 12 minutes (less if you remember to preheat).

6AM and not sober? "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son!" (Sorry, had to add obligatory Animal House quote.)

Answer 3

Good move . . .don't drink and drive . . . .I live on the west side of Cinci. . . .McDonalds are all over the place . . .try I Hop or Perkins. . . .Wendy's, Burger King . . .personally I like chili the morning after . . . .