Where I can I buy or find a f**t making device?

Question

I am a Pro Bono lawyer and do children's birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs in my spare time and I need the farter to divert the children's attention from my useless act. A friend told me that what I needed was a good diversionary tactic so the children would not lynch me during or after my act.

Answer 1

You should have one that was built in at birth.

Answer 2

haha! I love the first answer.

You can make one out of a balloon. Or better yet, what about blowing up a massive balloon and letting it go to distract them? No matter what age you are, a balloon gone rogue is ALWAYS awesome.

Answer 3

You can really find one anywhere.  my advice would to look in a dollar store or walmart.  really, where ever you think.

Answer 4

http://www.thefartmachine.com/