Where and how? (Masturbation)?

Question

When you m********e where do you go to do it, in be, on the toilet? how do you catch the 'mess'? i just want to know the best way with least hassle. thanx

Answer 1

in the toilet

Answer 2

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Answer 3

in bed.. old short

Answer 4

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Answer 5

my advice is to do it in the bathroom and to just catch your load with your mouth trust me it saves a lot of time and no one would suspect you were in there choking your chicken

Answer 6

Me, I usually m********e in my bedroom. But I have done it in other rooms of the house when alone, hahaha! I'm usually on my bed, and just use a paper towel or a piece of toilet paper to come on, then just flush. Very easy. How and where do you? Email me if you want.

Answer 7

This is a funny question lol. If you want less hassle, I suggest doing it on the toilet, and when you're about to go shoot right into the toilet and flush. Clean yourself afterwords of course. Hygiene is important down there. But if you don't want to on the toilet, do it into a couple of pieces of folded over toilet paper wherever you like and then just flush it. The shower is another place, the drainage makes clean up a cinch. I've got millions of these, but this is the ones with least hassle I can think of.

Answer 8

in your girlfriends mouth.

Answer 9

In the shower or in a sock.

Answer 10

toilet< flush it down.

if bed then get a piece of paper and whipe after..

or shower....simple as that

Answer 11

Where ever you do it, it should be in a private place, such as a bathroom or a bedroom and not any where public or in any place where you may be discovered!

You can use tissues, paper towels, regular towels to clean up the "mess" or if you are in the shower or near the toilet the answer is obvious!