Where and how does one convert to obamism?

Question

does one just have to attend one of the speeches or do you get an "awakening" or a calling once u read one of the autobiographies

Answer 1

It begins with believing he's black.

Then, you must believe that giving up more of our money to help people on welfare and pushing out kiddos will actually make you supreme.

You must attend some church services and speeches.

Finally, you have to put behind every bit of common sense and chant "change, change, change", even if you don't know what that change may be (this is the TRUE conversion test - the 'blind followers' one).

Answer 2

An education usually helps.  

Answer 3

Obama says:  "A light will shine down upon you from somewhere.  You will experience an epiphany and you will say to yourself, ‘I have to vote for Barack’."

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=mopkn0lPzM...

Answer 4

You have an epiphany of a lesser of two evils and less hypocrisy than McCain.

Answer 5

well obamism is nothing interesting..

just imagine you will have lots and lots of blacks as your fellow followers.

Answer 6

You abandon all logic and substance and start chanting change like a mantra

Answer 7

You just live through 8 years with bush as president and imagine a country free of repubs

Answer 8

Actually sweetheart most of us Obama supporters are born with it, it's called common sense. Unfortunately, if you don't already have it (& trust me, I read your question - YOU DON'T)  your probably not ever going to.....I just wish that people had to be educated on the issues if they are going to be allowed to vote

Answer 9

Just drink the koolaid

Answer 10

You watch media coverage of the RNC and get chills up your spine from the blood thirsty war mongering vibe and suddenly you see Obama is the clear choice

Answer 11

You have to listen to Obama's speeches...and forget about everything else in the process to experience Obamaism.

Answer 12

I didnt know Obama was the Messiah too. I just thought he had more common sense than Mccain.. he just keeps getting better and better.  

Answer 13

"obamism" sounds like an std

Answer 14

I hear Barack's speech writer is Benny Hinn.

"so like obama one is born with this birthright the chosen few ???"

Wait...does that mean he's REALLY one of those Jehovah's Witnesses?

Answer 15

It's probably just a question of easing your head out of your ***....that should do the trick...

Edit:

ha ha ha...yeah, the last time was right after 9/11 when I believed for a minute Gw had our best intentions in mind when he invaded Afganistan but actually was after Iraq...

Answer 16

Since you invented the word "obamism", it seems to me you'd be the best person to enlighten us on that. (Not that we'd listen.)

On an nearly off tangent note, is it related to "baduism"? (See Erykah Badu for more details. Go. Research.)

(I'd tell you how he does it, but it requires two things: a brain, and an IQ above gutter level, and you have none of those requirements. Pity.)

Answer 17

LOL

Donate $5 to Trinity Broadcasting Network and be Healed for life

Answer 18

There will definitely be an altar call and when you get in front of him you will feel  a rapturous joy fill your body.

Answer 19

Just become hypnotized by the empty rhetoric and start chanting "hope" and "change" until you develop a thousand-yard stare and a face devoid of any independent thought or emotion.  You may then get in line like a robot and follow your new ruler to your demise.

Answer 20

It always makes me chuckle when religious extremists compare Obama supporters to a religion.

Answer 21

Buy a lot of Vaseline, and drink the kool-aid. Be prepared to wake up from time to time with butthurt.