Where are all of my ballpoints?

Question

I must have lost hundreds over the years... where did they all go?

Answer 1

When you aren't looking, they make their way to their home planet, Biro.

Answer 2

Fairys take them to hit people with.

Answer 3

Oh, so they are yours? I'm like knee deep in them here. Its been doing my head right in.

There is a weird popping sound like a small bit of the universe has just been ripped open every now and again and then anoher ballpoint pen appears in the middle of the room and lands on the floor with the rest of them.

Can you make arrangements to come and collect them? They are becoming a bit of a nuisance to tell the truth.

Answer 4

To the same dimension that socks disappear to from the washing machine.

Answer 5

You can find them in the stationary section at your local store.

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