Where are the s**y ladies in Phuket

Question

Where are the s**y ladies in Phuket

Answer 1

What am I...chopped liver?

Answer 2

Right here!

Answer 3

Five dollar!!

Answer 4

You big American man!  Me love you long time--

Answer 5

You called???

Answer 6

Here's some rules of thumb

•Do not pick up a girl on the street, if she was not a problem she would be working in a bar.

•Do not ask a taxi driver to bring you to a place, you will get ripped off.

•If you have never done this before start with a place like "Darling's Massage"

•For bars, start with those in the "Nana Entertainment Plaza", 3 floors of bars, across from the Nana Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 4.

•Watch out for "Katoys" (men dressed like women) very common in Bangkok, some bars specialize in them.

•Avoid the bars in the PatPong area many of them are rip-off joints.

Have a good lighthearted sense of humor and you will have fun. Getting a girlfriend in Thailand is like buying a "Rolex" watch there for $30. It has all the appearances for much less money. Remember also that most of the girls that work the bars are simple friendly farm girls that are supporting familys back home, treat them politely. Read a little about Thai culture, there is a paperback you should pick up on day one, "Do's and Don'ts in Thailand.

Answer 7

You can't see them because those trampy sexpots are behind closed doors right now, getting their jiggy up (and down) with mans for moneys.

*cries for them*