Where can I buy a quantum screwdriver please?

Question

I want to study quantum mechanics, as part of my physics degree, but I can't find seem to find one on sale anywhere. I am sure a screwdriver is one of the basic requirements for a mechanics course.

Answer 1

I could tell you, but Erwin says that would be letting the cat out of the box, and Werner is uncertain I should do it on principle.

Ah, what the heck.  Go to your nearest QM Grease Monkey shop, concentrate real hard, and one will appear out of nowhere. Be careful though. You can only see it when you don't look, and when you look it may not be there.

Answer 2

I only know of one, and I'm pretty sure you're not going to get it away from the person who has it...

Answer 3

You should call Dr. Who.  I'm sure the store where he got his sonic screwdriver sells quantum ones, too...

Answer 4

WTF?

Answer 5

What about quantum wrenches and ratchets? These are a necessity.

Answer 6

Try calling up Home Depot and asking if they have them there.  

Answer 7

Get them at the same place that you bought your #2 Asteroid Chipper.

Answer 8

Try here:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?i...

Good luck

Answer 9

I believe they sell quantum screwdrivers in the future.  Go there, you'll probably find one.