Where can I buy a suction towing eye similar to those things that loonies use for climbing up glass buildings?

Question

I want something pretty strong that will fix easily to a surface not dissimilar to a cashpoint machine

Answer 1

I can't for the life of me figure out what you are up to now.  I feel it's safe to presume you're plotting some nefarious scheme in order to live up to your self-designated appellation.  So of course I am eager to help.  I think you might get a good bargain of a deal on said eyesucker at Moe's Big House of Toilet Plungers.  Just saw off the handles.  Good luck, oh evil one.

Answer 2

Any good parts store will have them or a body shop can order them for you. Hope we don't see you on the side of a building somewhere.

Answer 3

SUCTION TOWING EYE?   THEY DONT MAKE ONE

Answer 4

The suction cup bandits have been terrorizing Suffolk for the past months. They're scheme has always the same pattern a drive by Mariachi band to create confusion and then they hit the cash machine with the suction cup caper, problem is they always get mangled in the cash drawer and eaten alive.

But for a limited time only

Tyler's Gasket Urn & Gadget-galore will offer you on a first come first serve basis, the new world sensation the.....

Rapid climb in midair untangler it holds 36 oz of idiot without a problem.

so order now for only $13.57 and get a second one free.

Answer 5

A good Window and Door shop will have them.

I had a guy use these suckers to remove a five by eight window and replace a new one all by himself.

They were very large, you may need a hand up.

Answer 6

A sucker shop