Where can I find a Great Kick in the *** on a daily Basis? I need motivation to succeed, achieve, ...?

Question

I need some body to ride me hard and not in a brokeback mountain sort of way. I need drill sargent style motivation that can channel my creative energy and help pump some steriods into the number of personal achievements I have in my life. Any Ideas where I can find this person?

Answer 1

Good question.  You have come to the right place.  Here is what you do.  Tape this message to your mirror so that you look at it every morning when you brush your fat, lazy teeth:

"GET THE LEAD OUT YOU LAZY SLUG.  GET OUT THERE AND CARP THE DIEM.  START CHANNELING YOUR CREATIVE ENERGY.  NO, FORGET THAT, MULTIPLY YOUR CREATIVE ENERGY, DON'T CHANNEL IT.  THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.  NOW GO GO GO GO!!!!"

Read this every day and you should start seeing some results.

Answer 2

Found him..

http://www.marines.com/page/usmc.jsp?fla...

urrrp FTW