Where can I find a church, and who do I worship?

Question

Where can I find a church, and who do I worship?

Answer 1

everywhere mate. And worship the true living God. Jesus died for you, and loves you. Have a great day.

Answer 2

You can just come to my house and worship me ok we don't need any silly church.

Answer 3

Digging yourself a deep one with this, huh?

Answer 4

I have been seriously considering placing stained glass windows in my bedroom...that would constitute it as a place of worship, wouldn't it?

It is I who would be worshipping though, you just lay back and enjoy.