Where can I find a dancer bar that's hiring?

Question

I'm new here and looking for work....Yidiot has seen my work and can give me a reference. He took up 2 home equity loans to tip me.

Answer 1

Try craigslist.org

Answer 2

I have a friend in New Zealnd that owns a brothel, you might call her.

Answer 3

Its true I can vouch for her...ya know we never did find that ping pong ball

Answer 4

You'll need to go to Southeast New Zealand...

That's where I work...

I specialize in working the pole...