Where can I find a good time machine?

Question

I want to go back to the 70s,80s,and explore the dinosaur ages and the time where jesus lived. Is there any where or way I can find a time machine for this?

Answer 1

Take some LSD and go find a microwave

Answer 2

Check with a dude named Rufus. He looks awfully similar to a younger George Carlin.

Alternately, you could get a Delorean, but good luck finding a flux capacitor.

Answer 3

how dumb u r there is no such thing as a time machine

Answer 4

try

ebay.com

Answer 5

I have one for sale, real cheap, runs real good, only used once, needs some minor work though.  I don't think the part needed has been invented yet though, maybe your chance to become a rich and famous inventor!

Answer 6

i know this guy who's friend's with my aunt's father's sister's cousin's nephews's brother twice removed, and he said to go to a vending machine in boston, and when you pick "Snapple Iced Tea" the machine opens up and you can go right inside and go back in time! pretty sweet huh?

Answer 7

good luck with that!!!

Answer 8

I actually have one for sale, but it's a bit pricey and it can't quite make it back to dino times. Although Amazon and Ebay are sure to have one for you.

Answer 9

its called getting high

Answer 10

It's called the Library. It's free. There's one in every city. Nice people hang out there. It's quiet and cool. The benefits go on and on.

Check out Flavius Josephus and the authors of the periods you're interested in. It really works.

Answer 11

My neighbor, Marty McFly has one in his garage.

We take it out once in a while.

Answer 12

No way.

Answer 13

Look at the sky. You can see objects as they existed before the Earth was even formed. Probably as close as you will ever get to going back in time.

Answer 14

in the movies

Answer 15

www.ebay.com id love to too

Answer 16

EBAY or you're crazy.

Answer 17

dr who has one.

its called the tardis!

Answer 18

Call Kip Dynomite. He had some pretty sweet time travel machine.

Answer 19

here is some advice:

sit in a big box and close it up and make sure its dark...

then close ur eyes and make some sounds. lol haha it works =D

Answer 20

Ebay

Answer 21

the internet

Answer 22

spencers!!!

Answer 23

3010

Answer 24

Theres this professor at cambridge who might actually know a thing or two...