Where can I find a simple meerkat wax? I have looked at PetCo and PetsMart, and my local breeders...?

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After checking the local stores, I was unsuccesful! Please let me know if you have any ideas, because I am in dire need!! I am going to check Amazon.com and Ebay, so if you have an account on either that would be helpful.

You all are most likely wondering what I am using this "wax" for. Well, it started in China and Eastern Asia. I was over there on a zooligical safari, and was in the wild land, and came across an Indigenous tribe who fed me. They served a dish I was unfamiliar with, and it turned out to be a fried meerkat. They told me that meerkats tasted much better when they had been waxed or shaven. I tried shaving one last week, but was unsuccesful due to the amount of squirming. PLEASE help me out!

Thanks for your compassion and consideration!

<3 Cliff.

A fun fact for ya meerkat lovas:

Meerkats can dig burrows up to 357 feet under the earth's surface!

Answer 1

actually im flattered that someone else finds the same sensations in this delicacy. This type of ethnic cuisine is exquisite and not many people are aware of the numerous flavors a meerkat provides for us humans to eat. I think Cliff is doing us all a favor by introducing more people to the wide world of ways to serve a meerkat. Has anyone tried the kabobb?

Answer 2

We are all most likely wondering why you posted this question in ETHNIC CUISINE!

Answer 3

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