Where can I get a housewife to do all my housework and cooking?

Question

She doesn't have to have s*x with my S/O and That's the GOOD News. Lol.

Answer 1

Honey, if you are willing to pay all of the bills, I will gladly do the housework and cooking.  P.S.  I take it that S/O means significant other?  If not please explain.

Answer 2

Call an employment agency. They have people lined up, waiting for work.

And just because having s*x with your S/O isn't a job requirement, doesn't mean it couldn't happen.. hire someone your S/O won't be attracted to... just in case. lol

Answer 3

um why not just a NANNY.